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"They built a giant paper mache effigy of a female version of the vile warlock Christopher Chan, and approached the Christopher CHan Manor inside the giant statue, walking to it using small leg holes at the bottom of it. After seducing Christopher Chan with a falsetto voice, they proceded to dine with the mad man his obsessive taxidermist began to prepare the statue for the warlock's 'affection.' This was plan A. Please send more sake." ~ Klonoa, in her report to her superior
"My Love Quest Is Finally Over!" ~ Christopher Chan
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